baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

h0odrich:

french:

Me

IM DELETING THIS IS MY OFFICIAL NOTICE

shimmerfang:

teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

californianchanel:

$$$
"Other people are not medicine."
It took me 9 years to figure that out (via suspend)

harryedward:

how to get a thigh gap

step 1: open ur legs 

step 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

whobiggmarti:

#TBT
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lickdacake:

✖️➰
kimkhollywoodposts:

As per requested, PART 2 of my Kim Kardashian: Hollywood game prank to my boyfriend! I seriously can’t stop laughing at his seriousness. HAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!
Part 1
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To all the packs of 8th grade boys

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

kimkhollywoodposts:

Throwback to peasant Kim and queen Paris.
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