trying to pick out a wedgie in public
I don’t give a fuck if I reblog something twice like I reblog it once then I see it later and I’m like haha that’s funny and I do it again u feel me
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away