Tonight I Feel Immortal.

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1999 - The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world

The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could they not actually happen, the idea of them was funny. So every time a Simpsons prediction comes true, the Simpsons wasn’t really trying to predict the future, they were making a cynical joke because they thought the real future would be better than it actually is. We’re living in the timeline where all the Simpsons’ worst assumptions about the world were 100% right.

The Darkest Timeline

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Emoji review: Moon Emoji

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Apple: this is a mischievous moon. She wants to cause some trouble. Delightful impish smile. A good start. 9/10

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I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all. This looks like one of those Lenny faces copy pasted onto some Swiss cheese. Bad moon but not horrible 5/10

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Microsoft’s simplistic style isn’t working here. This is no moon. This is a strangely patterned electric socket. 2/10 could be worse

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Oh dear. This isn’t the moon at all! This is a horrible child! 2/10 could still be so much worse

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I don’t hate it! 7/10

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This is so horrible. I feel so angry when I see it. This moon feels nothing, only anger. 2/10

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Kind. Wholesome. Three-dimensional. Refreshing! She’s so good. I want her in the sky. 10/10

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What the FUCK is this

0/10

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -10000000000/10

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This is so good! A calm and peaceful girl. So refreshing. 12/10

Oh I am STIFLING my laughter on the train please help

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